Nobody likes being alone that much. I don’t go out of my way to make friends,...– Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via fakeville)
Being the first one to wake up at a sleepover:
rnilkbreath: failedtextpost: rnilkbreath: analprolapsing: how in holy fuck do you not like hawaiian pizza i’m seriously gonna call the police LISTEN UP DICK NERD. THINGS U PUT ON PIZZA INCLUDE: TOMATO, CHEESE, MEAT, SOME VEGGIES (NOT LIKE CARROTS BUT LIKE ONIONS) AND THATS IT. DONT FUCKIN PUT FRUIT ON PIZZA. FUCKIN brooke tomatoes are fruits FUCK YOU
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
band-nonsense: tessaviolet: peachofcake: tessaviolet: i’m tupac on the inside. tupac is dead. exactly. well this is more emotional than expected
videohall: Vegeta will always love you > Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah…….. Hahahaahahahahahaha. > I was chuckling at first but as soon as Vegeta pointed at Goku and sang “You!” I started crying. > That’s…perfect.
mypussybaldlikecaillou: if I had a hot white boyfriend with a v cut and 6 pac that played football and could sing or dance and drove and bought me food and dressed nicely with beanies and stuff wow id never break up with him and we’d get married
mewtoot: i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that Absolutely.
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
kushangel: i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis